How To Smoke Without Getting Caught

Smoke from cigarettes and marijuana can alert other people in your home to what you are doing.Smoking indoors is never an ideal situation, but there are times when it can be better to go outside.If your need to smoke is worth the risk of being caught, there are a lot of things you can do, including smoking in the bathroom, directing the smoke outside, and properly disposing of the evidence.

Step 1: The door gaps should be sealed with towels.

If you want to prevent smoke from coming under the door, you should put a towel in front of the gap.The towel should be extended from end to end of the door and pressed against the gap.

Step 2: Run to the shower.

Taking a shower is a good excuse for spending a lot of time in the bathroom and the steam will blend with the smoke and help to cover up the odor.The sound of the shower will help to mask the sounds of smoking or striking.It is possible that you will want to play music on your phone.People will be suspicious if you don't take a shower or get your hair wet.

Step 3: If possible, direct smoke outside or towards a vent.

Smoke should be directed towards an open window or a vent.It's a good idea to check out the window first to make sure nobody is watching the smoke escape.

Step 4: You should wash your hair.

If you have time, make sure to wash your hair.Any smoke odors will be difficult to detect because the aromatic qualities of the shampoo will quickly fill the room.If you don't have time to wash your hair, you can fill the sink with hot water.

Step 5: There are ashes or other evidence.

After you stop smoking, you can either empty your pipe or throw the cigarette's remains into the toilet.One last check of the bathroom is needed to make sure that there are no ashes on the floor or anything else that could indicate that you were smoking.

Step 6: Air freshener can be used to cover up odors.

Try to get an air freshener that has a strong scent.Before you leave the bathroom, make sure to spray lots of air freshener.Body spray, cologne, or perfume can be used to cover up the smell if you don't have an air freshener on hand.It can be sprayed around the bathroom as well.

Step 7: Take care of your hair.

Your hair tends to hold onto smells more than your skin does.Smoke can get to your hair if you cover it with a bandanna or towel.If you have a plastic shower cap, it will protect your hair and it won't smell like smoke.

Step 8: Your clothing should be protected.

You are more likely to collect smoke smell on your clothes if you have more clothing on.Take off your shirt if you smoke or roll up your sleeves.When you smoke, you might want to wear a designated smoking jacket.You can hide it in your room and wear it when you need to smoke.You should wash it at least once a week to keep it from smelling bad.

Step 9: You can burn incense or a candle.

If you want to cover up the smell of smoke, try lighting a couple of sticks of incense or a scented candle.If you don't have any of these things, you can spray some air freshener around your room before you start smoking.

Step 10: Don't let smoke out of your bedroom door.

If you want to prevent smoke from escaping to other parts of the house, place a damp towel under the bedroom door.The damp towel will absorb some of the odor and block the smoke from leaving your room.

Step 11: You can open a window.

You want to get as much smoke out of the room as possible.If smoke can't exit through an open window or duct, it will leave a smell on furniture and linens.It's even better if you have a fireplace duct in your room.If your room has a fireplace duct, it will be easier to smoke out of it.

Step 12: Smoke can be blown toward the exit by a fan.

The less likely you are to be caught smoking indoors, the better your smoking room is.To help break up the smoke after it forms, turn on a fan.A fan pointed toward a window or air duct is ideal.If you are smoking in a bathroom with an exhaust fan, turn it on and aim the smoke toward it to eliminate odors.The excess air particles are sucked up by the special ventilators.

Step 13: Don't let the smell linger.

Even though you didn't allow the smoke to fill your room, you will still have a smoke smell.What you can do is cover the smell of the smoke.You can use a strong scented body spray on yourself, peel and eat an orange, or apply some aftershave on your fingertips.

Step 14: There are sploof materials.

When you want to smoke without anyone knowing, keep a box of dryer sheets handy and save up empty toilet paper rolls.If you blow your smoke into the dryer sheet-stuffed tube, it will smell like dryer sheets.You can use an empty bottle with the bottom removed.The bottle is already made to fit in your mouth.

Step 15: Stuff the dryer sheets into the tube.

The smoke will have to pass through the dryer sheets if they're spread evenly.If you are making a sploof from a soda bottle, use a lot of dryer sheets.

Step 16: Smoking into the sploof.

After you take a drag on your cigarette or pipe, place one end of the toilet paper roll over your mouth and exhale into the tube.Blow all of the smoke into the tube.It will smell fresh when the smoke comes out on the other side.Blow your smoke into a damp towel, t-shirt or other fabric if you can't make a sploof.The smoke will be absorbed by the moist material.You should use fabric that isn't frequently used and wash it after you smoke.

Step 17: Extinguish your tobacco product.

If you are done smoking and still have a cigarette, pipe or joint, you should put it out right away.If you want to put out a lit cigarette, stubbing it in an ashtray is the best way to do it.After a minute or two, you should be able to put out a pipe.The lack of oxygen should put the bowl out if you cover it with your hand.Use a few drops of water if the bowl is hot.If you want to put out a joint, you can either use an ashtray or a bit of water.If you get the whole thing wet, you won't be able to smoke the rest of the joint.

Step 18: The ash tray needs to be cleaned.

If you used a small plate, cup, or jar as an ashtray, be sure to clean it well with hot water and a bit of soap until the ash is gone.If you used an empty can or other disposable item, you can throw it away.It needs to be covered up in the trash can.If you want to prevent odors from coming from it, you should clean it out first.

Step 19: Disregard the evidence.

The easiest way to dispose of ashes is to flush them down a toilet.It's a good idea to cover the cigarette in toilet paper.If you're not sure if you want to flush your evidence down the toilet, you can put it in a plastic bag and throw it away.

Step 20: Smoke or odors should be washed away.

When you stop smoking, the smell can linger on your hands, breath, and clothing.Changing your clothes, washing your hands, brushing your teeth, and showering will help to eliminate odors.You need to wash your hands.You should wash your hands after smoking.It's not enough to wash with hot water.If you don't have access to a bathroom, then use alcohol-based hand sanitizer.You need to brush your teeth.After smoking, your teeth and breath will smell bad.You should brush your teeth for at least two minutes with special attention given to the tongue and gums.If you want to improve your breath, you can use mouth wash or eat candy or gum.You should take a shower.Smoking will cause smoke to linger on any body part it touches, so showering is the most important part of your post-smoking routine.Paying special attention to your hair is one way to keep it from smelling like smoke.You should change your clothes.You should put on a fresh pair of clothes when you're out of the shower.Even though you directed smoke outdoors, some of the odor will linger on your clothes.The person who washes the clothes to avoid being caught should be you.