September 19 is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day".Any seadog worth their salt knows that to talk like a pirate, they must know their language and have a scurvy pirate accent.When you feel like it, talk like a pirate.With a little time and a lot of practice, you'll be speaking like a pirate.And if you don't, avast!To the brig with you!
Step 1: Learn to sail.
The "golden age" of piracy was from 1680 to 1730.Pirates use nautical terminology when talking.Refer to your friends as "mateys" and call people you don't like "scurvy dogs."Say "Ahoy!" when you greet someone."Avast!" if you're surprised or caught off-guard.Sailing terms shouldn't be thrown out randomly.You can use them correctly if you know the history behind them."Shiver me timbers" is the nautical equivalent of "My teeth are chattering with fear."
Step 2: Pick a nautical insult and memorise it.
Pirates call their friends and enemies terrible things.Pick a few of your favorite insults and keep them in your memory.You could call the person who cuts you off in traffic abilge rat.The lowest level of a pirate ship is the bilge.There is a rat in the water.A landlubber is someone who is awkward or inexperienced."Land lover" is a word that comes from the word "lubber."Lubber means clumsy or uncoordinated."Scurvy" is an insult that means you don't like something.If you're not happy with your sibling, you could call them a "scurvy buccaneer."
Step 3: Refer to it as a multi-purpose word.
There are many situations in which "Arr" can be used.You could shout "Arr!"To indicate an agreement with a statement.You could say "Arr!".If you don't have a toe."Arr" is a catch-all exclamation that you can use for most emotions.Pirates may not have used this exclamation so often in the past.RobertNewton played Long John Silver in Treasure Island.He had a southwest English accent.Pirates from this region may have 888-276-5932 888-276-5932s, but pirates from other countries may not.
Step 4: Don't use modern jargon.
If you stick to their terminology, you will sound much more colorful and pirate-y.You can translate modern slang into nautical speak most of the time.For example, instead of saying someone stinks like trash, you could say, "Arr, ye smell like you've been bathing in bilge for weeks!"
Step 5: Don't say what you want to say.
Pirates mumbled incoherently because of all the rum they drank.Think of popular pirate icons, like Captain Jack Sparrow, who speak like they're drunk.Speak incoherently if people ask for clarification.Don't say anything in words.Say "ne'er e'ER" instead of "never ever"It's better to swap words like "laughing" and "swimmin'"
Step 6: Say "ye" or "yer" instead of "you"
Don't say "you" when you want to speak to someone.Say "ye" or "ya" instead."Here's some grub for ye, ya scurvy buccaneer," you should say as you hand them a plate.
Step 7: Refer to yourself as me, not I.
Pirates don't say "I".Even if this wouldn't be correct, they always call themselves "me."A pirate would say "Got me a case of the sniffles!" instead of saying "I have a cold."Pirates don't say "my."Don't say, "Look at my map."Say, "Look it me map."It's time to swap "myself" for "meself".
Step 8: Growl at your friends.
Pirates aren't known for their positive attitudes.To talk like a pirate.If someone says something you disagree with, roll your eyes and insult them.Pirates don't laugh.You need to add a proper amount of spite to your voice every time you laugh.
Step 9: It's a good idea to add a rasp to your voice.
Pirates talk in gravelly voices.Talk lower if you have a high-pitched voice.To achieve a scratchier voice, strain your vocal cords often.gargling lemon juice can make your voice sound harsher.If you're not careful, you could damage your vocal cords.If you lose your voice, take care of yourself by drinking herbal tea at the end of the day.
Step 10: Your words should be embellished with enthusiasm.
Pirates are not afraid.They guffaw when they're amused.They roar when they're angry.Don't let your emotions get the better of you.Speak loudly and exaggerate your words.Give a shout and say "Me eyes must be foolin' me!" instead of "I'm surprised!"Are you seeing this, mangy rat?
Step 11: Talk with your hands.
Pirates gesture wildly with their hands.The more flamboyantly you do it, the better.If you're angry or surprised, slam your hand down.If your mateys tell an amusing joke, pat them on the back.
Step 12: It's a good idea toude confidence.
Pirates are very confident and don't struggle with insecurity.Even if others disagree with your opinion, don't be afraid to speak it out.Throw them in the brig and tell them they'll walk the plank if they shout back at you.Don't be afraid to pause if you're prone to "uhms" or shakes in your voice.Pausing gives you a chance to think.