If they ate packing peanuts, what would happen?
Every time I get a package with something that I ordered off the internet, it usually comes with a huge blanket of white, stryofoam packing peanuts.They are squishy and soft to the touch, with an almost heaven-like consistency that makes me think of Cool Whip if it had been frozen solid, divided up into little pieces and then used for packing items for long-term mailing processes.They are intriguing and mysterious.
I don't know what it is, but we should not be eating that stuff.I have held objects in my hand and wondered what would happen if I ate them.I don't know how it would taste.I wonder.
From cat food to pink fiberglass insulation, from pennies to thumb tacks.I have held a variety of objects in my hand, from bean bags to crumpled up pieces of note paper that contain secret messages from me to my friends, and I've had the urge to eat them all at once.
If the world were to experience a nuclear explosion, I believe only styrofoam packing peanuts would survive.I wonder what would happen to the packing peanuts if I ate them.The packing peanuts look like food.There are a few of them that remind me of taffy and circus peanuts, as well as the old Lorna Doone S-shaped cookies that you used to dunk in coffee.
Some of you will disagree.You won't like the sound of packing peanuts when you rub them between your fingers.When you jump into a barrel of them, you will smell the smells and hear the sounds.You will make fun of me because I am so forthcoming about my desire to eat them.
You know what?When it came to being honest about my desire to try and eat a styrofoam packing peanut, I used to have a wall around me.I am being completely honest with you.If you can't accept me for who I am and my urge to eat styrofoam packing peanuts, then all I can say is begone!
People who eat pennies are stupid.It is obvious what will happen.Your body is not going to be able to digest a penny.It's the same for shards of glass, thumbtacks, or pieces of plastic.I am past that.I have moved on.Matured.They call out to me when I think about packing peanuts."Pauly, don't you want to try just one of us?"" and I'm all "No thanks Mr."I think you'll just give me a stomach ache, and they're all "Oh, c'mon, what's the worst that could happen?"
I think I have to do it.Just try it.A tiny bit of information.If it doesn't taste like poison or anything, I'll just break off a corner and chew on it, but if I get dizzy or woozy, then I will lose my equilibrium.
Have you seen the ones that are non-toxic?They would melt in your mouth.You should sample them.
I think they would be great in milk.It was delicious!
That is a great idea.When the characters of The Practice show up on Boston Public, they do the kind of special event comment that you did on this post, combined with the subject matter of the newer post.Dgm, synergy.Way to go.
The stray cat that I can't get rid of who I am allergic to but too nice to turn out in the cold eats them and it seems to have no harmful affects.
You should be able to safely consume cat food, gummy bears, toilet water, and paper wads.You should use a litter box as well.
I have had the urge to eat creme brulee scented lotion, hot chocolate scented body wash, various plastic products, and birdseed on a stick because it had honey on it and it smelled good.But not plastic peanuts.I think you are alone in this.I am qualified to judge because I'm normal.I have to know what they feel like when I touch all the clothes in the stores at the mall.
That is called pica, Pauly.I want to take a big bite out of my candle.
If you don't know if you'll like them or not, try eating rice cakes first.You can wash them down with soya milk.
I believe you may be pregnant because of the odd cravings like plaster and wood chips.I think the wood chip thing was only me.We get along well because it is not wood chips but scrabble pieces.
Please don't judge me, but I can tell you that peanuts are not very good.They are not very soft and remind me of old dust.Maybe the orangie ones taste better?
I have a few weird tendencies, one of which is to eat/chew on weird things, and the other being to break things.In a violent way, this ice is so thin, I want to crack it, or I would just crush it.
If you give it a try, you will be able to beat your desire for packaging peanuts and never have to deal with it again.You will be hurt.
It is a conspiracy that they have made a non-food item appetizing and given it the name of peanuts.
Are you okay?Some people get a sensation from nails on a blackboard.I think of eating fresh green beans, styrofoam, and paper towels.
That is the thing.I enjoy rice cakes.How different could styrofoam packing peanuts be?I would be the guy who ate the styrofoam packing peanuts if I lived through it.It is great for small talk at parties and funerals.
You know why I would worry about the ice.People like to chew on margarine tops.That is a unique one.
A pregnant woman on "A Baby Story" had a craving for toilet paper.No lie!When she was pregnant with the first child, she chewed on a piece and then got pregnant a second time.It smelled like it would taste good.
I had an obsession with soap when I was pregnant, but I am not trying to over-ride your comment board.I used a bar of soap to sleep.Does that make me weird?I no longer sleep with soap.
No, silly.Before I eat the peanuts, I don't talk to the packing peanuts.Who told you that?Did someone tell you that I talk to objects before eating them?They would have been wrong to say that.It's true.Not that person did.I want to be clear.
If you can stomach Circus Peanuts, a packing peanut might actually be quite satisfying.
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I gave Poison Control the heads up.They are sending an ambulance.Let's see how many we can eat before they arrive.
I was a kid.I ate one of these styrofoam peanuts to get a feel for what it tasted like, but I can't remember which one.It tasted like styrofoam and felt rubbery.
You know, there has to be a plant in the Midwest that makes crappy cereals that are thrown in and among the good cereals.The breakfast world has styro-foam packing peanuts.There is something.
I'm not sure how that helps me, but there it is.One of the people who commented on my post wondered the same thing I did, but there were no answers.At Ask a Scientist, a web site of the U.S. Department of Energy, I got my most definitive answer: I don't recommend packing foam for building purposes.Polystyrene foam is treated with flame retardants while foam peanuts are not.There is something.
There are 50 examples of this quotative.People who eat pennies are stupid.It is obvious what will happen.Your body.
I am doing a report on Styrofoam and the chemicals in it are bad, like stuff that causes cancer, death and memory loss, and fertility problems.I think gasoline, car exhust and cigaretts will not hurt you, but in case, you might want to not eat Styrofoam peanuts.
I ate some of the kind a few weeks ago.It's better than the kind you want to try.They are not poisonous or cancer-causing.If you want to eat shards of glass, you should talk to the doctor.
Some of them are made of corn and can be eaten.I tried, but nothing happened to me.A friend of mine showed me the difference between the two and I have eaten the corn based ones.They melt in your mouth.They don't taste like stryofoam, if you ate the wrong one.I don't have any walls on tasting things.Most of my friends know better than to leave me alone with things that smell good and I will try them.I have eaten a lot of things so far, including a number of tins of lip balm, sevral hundered sticks of chapstick, and a variety of hair products.I do it because my stomach can handle it.A few live goldfish as well.