PDF How to respond when someone says guess what, what are some of the best sarcastic answers to ‘guess what’.

Cheeky Kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping infinite information, and reveling in entertainment and fun.

Humans are very complex creatures, but we are also creatures of habit who say one thing when we mean another.

“Fine” is boring.It could be an excellent way to start a conversation if you ask, “How are you?”

This list is for people who are fed up with the old, so-so, half-hearted replies.Pick any of these responses and you’ll get fresh air in your conversations.You might be able to lead a conversation to a new place.

I am giving my blood to see if that is true.As soon as I get the result, I will let you know.What did you get in your test??

I have been what I am at each point in the implied time period.

I have used several of these over the years but it is hard to keep up as I am often asked and it gets so draining I just end up going back to fine or one of those standard conditioned responses.I will tell the person to get stuffed, but not in those exact words.I am smiling now!That is how I am reading these.

The responses are to How are you?We have come up with something before seeing this page.

Ok.It would be better if I could take a picture of you.Santa can see what I want for Christmas.

Ok.It would be better if I could take a picture of you.Santa can see what I want for Christmas.

I often ask, “how are you?”Whoever asked you first has to answer and then completely ignores the fact that they asked a question.When you don’t feel like talking much, it’s good to go-to.

I would have to be twins and the world wouldn’t be ready for that if I was any better.I will get over it.

Say “hope you are doing well” instead of “how are you?”.The person can respond if they want.It’s an expression of good will towards the person you’re talking to.