Send poop to your enemies is a top 10 reason to do so.
When they see the front of the card, they will have to open the bag and dig out the poop, only to find this on the back:
We will send your friend, or enemy, a large amount of fresh poop packages that have never been seen before.
Still not sure?Use our new cash option.We do not need your name, credit card, e-mail, or anything else.There is no trail back to you.Go to the next page and use the green pay with cash button to confirm your order.
The greatest gag gift of all time.The whole family found out about it when I sent one to my brother in law.He doesn't know who it was.He's so angry.It makes for a good Sunday dinner conversation.