How To Kill a Fly Quickly

Pesky, flies.Do you have a buzzer that you can't take out?We are trained in the art of the hunt and can help you with deep wisdom gathered over the years.

Step 1: You can choose your weapon.

Formula 409, Febreze, Windex, or any noxious spray will not damage the items in your house.The added benefit of Febreze is that it will deter flies from entering an area that smells fresh and clean.

Step 2: Make sure you have enough liquid to do the job.

If you are a gung-ho, Rambo-style fly fighter, you may need as many as twenty on-target squirts.Make sure the bottle has enough spray to drown the unfortunate victim.

Step 3: You should approach the fly.

Don't approach it from either side.Go from behind.It's important to wear your "sneakers."If your victim turns on you, they will zip you out of there.

Step 4: It's a good idea to spray the fly.

You should keep spraying until you are sure the fly is dead.

Step 5: Lift the body from the pool of death with a paper towel and a couple of index cards.

The deathly chemicals will need to be cleaned up as well.

Step 6: The dead body can be put in the garbage.

You can give it a proper burial, but it is not appropriate to fly a flag at half mast.

Step 7: You need to wash your hands.

After killing a fly, it's important to wash your hands.That's all they can carry.You know that flies are very aerodynamic?Have you ever heard of a fly being able to carry fifteen or twenty times its weight?They carry germs.

Step 8: You can choose your weapon.

A medium width rubber band is about 3 feet long.The appropriate rubber band sizes are #16, #18, #19, #31, and #32.

Step 9: The rubber band shooting technique can be improved.

If you want to perfect your technique, you should practice a few times.You'll want to make a fist out of your forward hand with your thumb on top.Put the rubber band on the tip of your thumb and pull the other side of the band back with your other hand.The band can't hit your thumb or hand if everything is parallel and flat.Release the rubber band from the back hand when you're ready, and it will shoot over your thumb towards the target.You can increase your power if you have your aim right.The rubber band can't just barely get there.The power and speed need to be moderate.

Step 10: Say something to the fly.

If you like ninja style, it is great.If you want to mimic a cat, try a nonchalant saunter.

Step 11: Wait for the fly to land on a stable object.

There shouldn't be delicate knick-knacks near the fly because they might get damaged by a shot.

Step 12: If your shot goes astray, double check to make sure it doesn't hurt.

Step 13: The rubber band should be pulled back.

If you don't have a back-up weapon, make sure you achieve enough tension to shoot past your target, but not so much as to risk breaking the rubber band.

Step 14: Make sure the rubber band clears your knuckle by looking along it.

The rubber band can cause a shot to go astray.It's important to have a clear shot.

Step 15: If you have a Zen attitude, take a deep breath.

Step 16: The rubber band needs to be released cleanly.

It's zingo.The fly did not see it coming.Unless you have seen the Super Fly reincarnation from the '70s, the rubber band goes too fast.

Step 17: The rubber band needs to be retrieved.

If you have gotten your fly, put it in your pocket.By that time, you should be able to shoot a rubber band.Put in a request for an article titled "How to Shoot a Rubber Band with Fly Killing Accuracy" and wait for it to be published.

Step 18: After you score your hit, clean up the mess.

Body parts can be splattered on the window, wall or other backdrop.You can buff the remnants with a paper towel.

Step 19: The carcass of the fly should be thrown away.

The flies are unsanitary, so the carcass should go to the sanitary landfill.The garbage truck is transported via special vehicle.The carcass can be composted.The brothers and sisters can visit the burial ground more easily.They are likely to be in the compost area.

Step 20: You need to wash your hands.

Step 21: Scout for the second victim.

Step 22: It's a good idea to study the capabilities of your opponent.

Michael Dickinson talks about how flies fly to gain insight.

Step 23: Most of the maneuvering done by a fly hinges on the fly.

The fly becomes a walk if these are not moved.

Step 24: Preservatives are the ultimate stiffeners.

Chemists all over the world have worked in labs for years to make stiffening products for hair.Guess what?The hairspray has no idea what it is stiffening.It stiffens everything it hits, including fly wings and fly wing-hinges.

Step 25: Talk to your victim.

You won't be put on any lists for this kind of stalking.To intercept the flight path of the proudly parading pest, simply observe the fly and get in a good position.

Step 26: Use a good shot of hair spray on her or him.

It was zing.You got a drink!...A person with a walker.

Step 27: A clear drinking glass can be used to trap the fly.

Place the glass over the fly.

Step 28: There is an index card under the glass.

Step 29: Take the fly carrier into the bathroom.

Step 30: Put the fly into the toilet.

Bye, dead fly.There is no need to go out of your way, as this burial at "sea" can be just as ceremonious as you want.It is just a fly.

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